More Jealous Bitching From The Insufferably Hep About Sucky Music For Squares

Some may remember Ann Coulter, who thought it would have been a better idea for Tim McVeigh to bomb The New York Times rather than the Murrah Federal Bldg.

In light of this abomination, we'll have to say she may indeed have been "prescient."

Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 and a co-founder of the advocacy group ONE and (Product)RED, is a contributing columnist for The Times.

The secret word is "(Product)."