Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Cheesis K. Rist (UPDATED)

Via a guy in Omaha:
You must click to rollover & find out who is whom.

(We think Bret Favre posed for Jesus.)

Credit where credit is due: If memory serves, Freelancer in Omaha led us to the fickle finger below as well.

UPDATE: A smarty-pants has modified the mouse-overs.

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

If it's not Christian Adolph "Sonny" Jurgensen III , you are worshipping a false Hay-Zeus.
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M. Bouffant said...

From The "Sport Is Fascism" Editor:

We were astounded to read in our local (yet owned by a bankrupt outfit in that tenth circle of hell, Chicago) dog trainer that your Jesus, Mr. Sonny J., was not only still alive but doing "color commentary," analysis or some such crap for the Indigenous Peoples of Washington.

That is a miracle of sorts, but QBs are such over-protected sissies that they seem to live longer than the grunts who do the real work on the gridiron.

Another Kiwi said...

Frederick Douglass is the only named non white person there. The Soldier represents MLK and The Student is a black person.
Interesting but, I'm sure, there is nothing to read into it. It's just that named whities are the real history makers.

M. Bouffant said...

Almost Editor Adds:

You missed the other former slave who gets name checked, Sojourner Truth, waaay in the back. The Great Men Who Make Things Happen are all, by definition, honkies.

And not one Latino, even as a soldier.

Whatever Jesus wants.