Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Volunteers Wanted For The Stairway To The Stars

Ship someone to Mars? Forever? We have a candidate or two in mind if the turn-out is low, although we imagine millions of Galtoids must be dying to go, to get the magical new paradise of achievement & production underway.
While the idea of sending astronauts aloft never to return is jarring upon first hearing, the rationale for one-way trips into space has both historical and practical roots. Colonists and pilgrims seldom set off for the New World with the expectation of a return trip, usually because the places they were leaving were pretty intolerable anyway. Give us a century or two and we may turn the whole planet into a place from which many people might be happy to depart.
Ah, that note of optimism we like so much. Century or two? Who's Lawrence M. Krauss kidding? We're ready now, & everyone will be ready for lift-off in 50 yrs.
If it sounds unrealistic to suggest that astronauts would be willing to leave home never to return alive, then consider the results of several informal surveys I and several colleagues have conducted recently. One of my peers in Arizona recently accompanied a group of scientists and engineers from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory on a geological field trip. During the day, he asked how many would be willing to go on a one-way mission into space. Every member of the group raised his hand.
And the solution to the death panels may be here as well.
We might want to restrict the voyage to older astronauts, whose longevity is limited in any case. Here again, I have found a significant fraction of scientists older than 65 who would be willing to live out their remaining years on the red planet or elsewhere. With older scientists, there would be additional health complications, to be sure, but the necessary medical personnel and equipment would still probably be cheaper than designing a return mission.
It's a win-win-win situation! Bye-bye, irritating pests & older farts, hello science!

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