Saturday, September 12, 2009

Another "Open Letter" To, Well, No One, Really

The New York Times Manhattan-on-the-Hudson, NY
Just because the U. S. Open (In case you hadn't noticed: Only nasty people w/ spare time & extra money give a fuck about tennis. Oh, that's the demo your advertisers want? That's right. Pardon us.) takes place in Queens, or some fucking Yankee broke another fucking Yankee's record for most sunflower seeds spit in a Yankee uniform (Really, not even an American League or MLB record, just a Yankee record? That's worth a NEWS ALERT?) does not mean that any of us who are on the correct side (Praise Jah!) of the Hudson give anything even vaguely resembling the proverbial flying fuck.
You're turning your "brand" into a Canadian pharmacy. Not a good idea.

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