Monday, August 24, 2009

The Incredible Shrinking Newspaper Industry

It has come to our attention that between 24 May of this yr. (10.5') & 16 August (9.5') PARADE "The Sunday Newspaper Magazine" (inserted into the Sunday editions of major metropolitan dailies across the United Snakes) the very definition of middle-brow, has shrunk, although, like the average American who reads it, its width hasn't decreased any. For the less fortunate among us, who don't receive this Sunday bonus w/ their fish-wrapper, or who get vital celebrity news & celebrity chef recipes from other sources, here's what the latest issue has to offer.Yes, it's Babs ("The amazing.") telling us to chase our dreams. Never give up, the wildly & improbably successful continue to tell us. The American Dream is right out there, hidden among the foreclosures, lay-offs & toxic clean-up sites. Keep chasing! Keep that nose on the grindstone, losers!
(Our dream has suddenly become to burn Babs' newest Malibu mansion to cinders.)

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