Friday, August 7, 2009

Fascist Health Police Bring Liberal Democracy To Iraq

We'll have no more of this libertinism:
"We want Saddam back," said Ala al-Kanini, a patron at the store, referring to the late Iraqi leader. "You could do anything during Saddam's time."
On the other hand, glibertarianism:
When Turkey expanded a ban on indoor smoking at public places last month, the move triggered what became known as the "smoking ban murder," when a patron opened fire on a restaurant owner in southwest Turkey after the man was asked to put out his cigarette.
Praise Allah for concealed-carry!

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You know reading the WaPoo is bad for your health, right?
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M. Bouffant said...

On the Media Editor Says:

After over 50 yrs. of intensive study, we have determined that, based on eventual survival rates, virtually everything is bad for one's health. So we're willing to chance it.

And having been raised on the San Francisco Examiner when it was still a Hearst paper (No, Hearst himself wasn't alive then.) & 35 yrs. of the L. A. Times, we're sure we can take just about anything, reportorial or editorial.

Hell, reading (no matter the content or style) is bad for the eyes to begin w/.

Another Kiwi said...

I would like to volunteer for the Fascist Health Police. There will be shouting at people, right?

M. Bouffant said...

Commandant Bouffant Replies:

Oh yes, shouting (or shooting, whichever you prefer) & much finger-pointing & "tsk-tsk-ing" at people, all day long.

A thankless task, but necessary.

Another Kiwi said...

Ooooooh tsk tsking!!!