Saturday, August 8, 2009

Fairness Doctrine

Just to present both "sides" of the issue. Pitchman Billy Mays' wife lashes out at autopsy report that said he used coke "Lashes out," Daily News? Headline writers. Hmpff. A Loving Wife

She said she was unaware of any drug use by her husband, beyond prescription pills for a hip problem.

"Billy suffered from chronic, untreated hypertension," she said in a statement.

"Given the hectic nature and pace of Billy's life, especially during the past 10 months of his exhaustive travel across the country, it was not surprising to hear that hypertension was the cause of his death."

So, Mrs. Mays isn't one bit surprised that her husband keeled over after running non-stop all over the country making sure she had a big estate. We're not surprised at her lack of surprise either.

2 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Breakfast time.

Rise and Shine!
~

M. Bouffant said...

Stale Bagel Editor Retorts:

Ha! We had already swallowed coffee & eaten breakfast by 11:24:00 PDT.