Wednesday, July 8, 2009

What Is It, This "Freedom" Of Which You Americans So Often Speak?

Can one of these 'tards give us even the vaguest idea of which "freedoms" are being taken from them? A law that's been passed, anything at all that's had any effect on their lives in any way, let alone their "freedoms?" (Great gobs of goo, we hear this constant refrain that they're being shut up, & that freedom of speech has disappeared, but it hasn't seemed to have any effect on the amount of crap that continues to pollute the political airwaves & ethernets.) And could they explain how they're going to "take the gov't./country/whatever back?" Hard to do when you just had your electoral ass handed to you by a bunch of dirty fucking hippies & worse. Let us know once you've figured out that waving signs & sending irate e-mails to the editor & your elected reps. is another exercise in pounding sand. Then talk to us about your "Constitution."
And to help us, could somebody find that part of the Constitution that clearly states "capitalism" is to be the official & only economic system allowed in these United Snakes? We need some help on this because we avoided American history in high school (Not deliberately, just worked out that way.) & skipping history & all other classes later in academic life, we didn't hear shit about that part of the Constitution. Which backwater educational institutions did these delusional saps attend?

4 comments:

Righteous Bubba said...

Can one of these 'tards give us even the vaguest idea of which "freedoms" are being taken from them?

You are not allowed to feed your children DDT.

Another Kiwi said...

But- but the lice!!!

M. Bouffant said...

Sexually Transmitted Parasites Editor Reveals:

There are non-DDT cures for certain kinds of lice.

Actually, you won't be allowed to feed your children anything. The gov't. will provide nannies for all, & feeding tubes.

Another Kiwi said...

Not havin' no guvmint feedin' toob iffen I don't get no Itchy Scratchy powder