Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Prexy Throws "Like Girl"

Right Wing Assholes: "Obama throws girly sissy-pitch, the fag!" Someone who knows at least something about the deal (even if it is Bill Simmons):
Please don't blame the Prez for throwing a lousy first pitch. He was wearing a bulletproof vest the size of Dustin Pedroia. about 23 hours ago from web
(We are loath to admit: via Turkey Neck Reader.)

3 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

What are the poor, sad bastards going to do if there ever is a woman president.
"Haw haw, teh preznit threws like a girly"
"Ouch my hed sploded"

M. Bouffant said...

Editor Types:

That concept forced us to made humor noises that were audible.

The first lady prez will probably be a lesbian anyway; expect the first pitch to be at the softball WS, or a ceremonial first drive at the LPGA Open.

Another Kiwi said...

This might be why they are so hot for Palin (sadly they are hot politically and sectionally).
They can have a ceremonial Moose killing or Salmon slaughtering on the front lawn.