"Live-Blogging" The Sotomayor SCOTUS Senate Hearings

will commence immediately upon the temperature in L. A. reaching absolute zero, & our poking our eyes & eardrums w/ knitting needles.

Senator Jefferson Beauregard Sessions (R-Alabammy): Not a racist at all. (You can tell by his name.) Just kidding, really. "Ah say, it's a joke, son."