Thursday, July 9, 2009

2009: Summer Of Republican Misery. Ha Ha!

Also enjoyable, & available all over the web, the Sen. John Ensign saga has returned, w/ his Jesus-loving fellow Senators who are part of the religio-fascist conspiracy group "The Family" advising him to buy off his employee/mistress & her husband, among other things. Like the sinning Senator getting $96,000.00 from his parents for the pay-off. And Sen. Tom Coburn (Dimbulb - OK) claiming that his being a doctor & an "ordained deacon" means that he doesn't have to tell anyone anything about his role in the mess.

8 comments:

Righteous Bubba said...

I will fuck Senator Ensign for $100000.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I am unattracted to Senator Ensign, and I would prefer to see him dropped out of a helicopter over the Atlantic Ocean rather than contemplate the uncontemplate-able.

And such as.
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M. Bouffant said...

Sex Ed. Speaks:

Did you mean $1,000.00? Or $100,000.00? They only hand out the cabbage in $12,000.00 increments, it seems, you may have to settle for $96,000.00. Though w/ an outfit like that, you could probably get a lot more. Don't sell yourself short!

If those are the choices, I guess Sen. Ensign loses either way.

[Trombone "wah-wah" or slide whistle followed by loud splash here. Or both.]

Righteous Bubba said...

Did you mean $1,000.00?

Handjob only.

Bills to pay, yadda yadda.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Talk is Cheep!


Yes that was a cheap trick.

No I'm not sorry.

How come you smart people haven't fixed health care, already???
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Another Kiwi said...

RB is going to help spread sexual abstinence if he keeps up this sort of posting eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

Righteous Bubba said...

How come you smart people haven't fixed health care, already???

Give me $100000 and I will fix health care.

M. Bouffant said...

Marketing Editor Says:

Do you have a one price policy, no matter the job?

How 'bout $25,000.00 up front & $75,000.00 when it's fixed?