Saturday, June 6, 2009

Newt-Sarah '12

A modest sort of fellow (Award-winning journalist, filmmaker and historian) points out a few similarities between Joe BidenSarah Palin & Newt Gingrich. Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery (other than maybe a hummer — you can say that on television, can't you? — in the green room, Nancy Reagan style) we'd bet Gov. Palin is already at work lining up that No. Two slot behind Newt, who, as the oldest weasel (thrice-married & twice-divorced, even better) certainly has the inside track to the GOP nomination.
Laugh if you must (Remember, they ran Dole, & McCain.) but eventually all several hundred forward-thinking Republicans will realize that attempts to levitate Reagan's corpse aren't working nearly as well as hoped, & they'll think ahead from 1984 to 1994, Newt, & his Contract on America. Probably the last actual high point for the elephant party. That they managed to blow it w/ the hypocritical stench they raised about Clinton getting blown has been ignored & almost forgotten, but they always forget such troublesome things.
That memory will be enough to fix their authoritarian minds, looking as always for Daddy Leader, on Newtie. And whether he runs or merely anoints the next nominee, power-mad Palin knows to be on his good side, so she can be Veep or Prez candidate, however Gingrich disposes.
Unless the pagans get to him & cut out his heart for a sacrifice.

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