Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Would You Liberals Stop Telling Me What To Think?

Our persecuted & paranoid Americans:
Debbie "Cakes" Schutzstaffel wigs out over Sonia Sotomayor, & gets a few shots in against the token conservatardette on The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Today, on ABC's anti-male hag-fest, faux-conservative and eternal airhead bimbo Elisabeth Hasselbeck heartily applauded this absurd affirmative action choice, saying "This is great because Hispanics are the most important group of people in America." They are? I thought--and particularly conservatives, which brainless Hasselbeck pretends to be, think--that America is a land of individuals, that no one group of people is "more important" than anyone else. Hasselbeck also stated that "women don't have enough opportunity." Huh? This woman, Sotomayor, was picked for only two reasons, one of which is that she has female indoor plumbing.
Thank goodness that she has "indoor" female plumbing. We at Just Another Blog™ think it's terrible when a woman has only outdoor female plumbing. But the real sufferer here can be found in the comments:
California screaming: Hasselbeck is not attractive. Her face is rodent-like. She looks like Mighty Mouse. I'm tired of people telling me that all these unattractive people are beautiful--as in Michelle Obama is beautiful. Am I supposed to ignore what my eyes are seeing? Posted by: lexi  May 26, 2009 05:37 PM
lexi: May Just Another Blog™ suggest a stylish tinfoil hat to keep those voices out of your mind? And if you can't find a good-looking one to fit the point on your head, just try not paying attention to people telling you things. It often helps to turn off the telebision when trying to avoid people telling you what to think. And stay away from websites, too. They're just chock full of ideas, many of which come from elitists (& worse).
"Cakes": No hag she. Nuh-uh. 

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