Sunday, May 17, 2009

News Report UpDate OverNight

The kinds of people who breathlessly call telebision stations to recite their earthquake experiences report that closer to the epicenter, VCRs almost fell from entertainment center shelves. Here at Just Another Blog™ Editorial Headquarters we're pinned under three stories of 80-yr. old bricks, drowning in our own blood, our cell 'phone just out of reach ... anyone reading this, please call 911 & tell them where we are.
Even as we sit here admiring our exposed-brick wall a smart-ass nanny-stater on the tube announces that those who live in brick bldgs. should beware of bricks popping out & beaning us or our material goods during seismic events.

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