Saturday, July 5, 2008

Death of a Clown X 2

The entire staff at Just Another Blog (From L. A.)™ is immeasurably saddened by the death Thursday of Larry Harmon, a longtime – what? Not that Larry? Really? You're sure? No relation at all? Whew, that's a relief. Fuck it, then. Another Bozo© dead. Whatever. Oh, one note of interest. He was defrocked by his fellow clowns.
In 2004, Harmon and Bozo were in the news when the International Clown Hall of Fame in Milwaukee announced it was revoking its Lifetime of Laughter Award given to Harmon in 1990 as Bozo's creator, and posthumously inducted Pinto Colvig as the first Bozo. Kathryn O'Dell, the hall's executive director, told the Associated Press that the hall had been duped into believing that Harmon created Bozo and did not discover the truth until Buck Wolf, an ABCNews.com columnist and entertainment producer, reported that Harmon was wrongly laying claim to the character. Harmon told AP he was saddened that the hall had removed his plaque and denied having misrepresented Bozo's history.
There's a typical show bidness story. (Except the part where the guy got caught & something bad happened to him.) In other dead clown news, Jesse Helms, the racist Republican former senator from North Carolina croaked on the Fourth of July. We can only assume that the Spirit of America awoke for a moment or two from its stupor & struck him dead.
No cause of death was given, but his family said in 2006 that he had been diagnosed with vascular dementia.
We wonder if he was diagnosed in 2006, or that his family decided to announce it then. Because from here it appeared he'd been a demented old fuck most of his life.
"Jesse Helms was a kind, decent and humble man and a passionate defender of what he called 'the Miracle of America.' So it is fitting that this great patriot left us on the Fourth of July," President Bush said in a statement Friday.
How fucking revolting. Shame on Bush, that's as repugnant as anything he's ever said.
"He was a loud and clear voice for muscular, principled conservatism," said Whit Ayres, a pollster for many Southern candidates. "He was ideologically consistent, and he didn't bend with the wind."
We've never understood this "Oh, he stands by his principles, you have to respect him, blah blah blah" attitude. The same can certainly be said about Hitler & Stalin. They stuck by their principles to the bitter end. Isn't the slightest consideration of the "principles" involved called for? So often those who are lionized this way have the least principled, most repugnant principles.
And he was the only senator to vote against making the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday a national holiday. His lone dissent came only after he conducted a 16-day filibuster against the King holiday, during which Helms took to the Senate floor to decry the assassinated King, a pacifist and civil rights leader, for his "action-oriented Marxism."
Now really. What kind of "principle" is that? There's quite a litany of his most egregious stands & "principled" statements in the L. A. Times obit. The N. Y. Times (The Liberal Bible™) has some insight into his 19th century mind:
Mr. Helms saw himself as a simple man — he even used the word “redneck” to describe himself — who protected simple American values from the onslaught of permissiveness, foreign influence and moral relativism. For 30 years, he cut a familiar figure on the Senate floor, typically wearing horn-rimmed glasses, black wing-tip shoes and, on the lapels of his gray suits, American flag and Free Masonry pins.
(Why never to wear an American flag lapel pin. Not to mention Masonry. )
Mr. Helms liked his art uncomplicated. “The self-proclaimed, self-anointed art experts would scoff and say, ‘Oooh, terrible,’ but I like beautiful things, not modern art,” he told The New York Times in 1989, during a pitched battle over federal subsidies for the arts. “I can’t even figure out that sculpture in the Hart Building.” He was referring to an Alexander Calder mobile.
Thomas Kinkade, perhaps? His politics were are sophisticated as his aesthetics.
“Look carefully into the faces of the people participating,” he said in a 1968 editorial against anti-Vietnam war protests. “What you will see, for the most part, are dirty, unshaven, often crude young men and stringy-haired awkward young women who cannot attract attention any other way.”
He will not be missed by any one w/ a shred of decency; we do regret his not having left the national scene much earlier.

Outgoing Admin High-Jinks

Bill Clinton going wiggy w/ pardons before leaving office? Remember the stink? (Also try to remember the bogus alllegations that Clinton staffers had removed the "W"s from White House keyboards. Thanks to Bush's general incompetence, there are now somewhat more important things over which to agonize.)

And here are two more, not incompetence related, but Bush doing the job he was appointed to do. That is, hand over as much of the country & its money to his pals/buddies/cronies/Republican campaign contributors.
[T]he changes appear to be a last-ditch push by appointees of President Bush to dilute securities rules passed after the collapse of Enron and other large companies — measures that were meant to forestall accounting gimmicks and corrupt practices that led to those corporate failures.

[...]

James D. Cox, a securities law expert at Duke Law School who returned this week from teaching corporate law in Europe, said the shift to international rules amounted to “outsourcing safety standards.”

“We would not for a moment tolerate having American auto safety standards set by China or India,” he said. “Why should we do it for financial safety standards? There has to be some accountability.”
Oh, this guy has a lot of confidence. On what basis does he state we wouldn't tolerate Indo-Chinese safety standards? Remember dead & sick dogs & cats last yr.? Anti-freeze in toothpaste? Tech help from someone in Delhi? (Disclaimer: The only time Just Another Blog™ has had contact w/ the other side of the world for tech assistance, the woman who helped us helped us, got our high-speed web connection working, & was a pleasure to speak w/.)

Meanwhile, in Big Sky Country, secret deals are being negotiated.


MISSOULA, Mont. -- The Bush administration is preparing to ease the way for the nation's largest private landowner to convert hundreds of thousands of acres of mountain forestland to residential subdivisions.

The deal was struck behind closed doors between Mark E. Rey, the former timber lobbyist who oversees the U.S. Forest Service, and Plum Creek Timber Co., a former logging company turned real estate investment trust that is building homes. Plum Creek owns more than 8 million acres nationwide, including 1.2 million acres in the mountains of western Montana, where local officials were stunned and outraged at the deal.

"We have 40 years of Forest Service history that has been reversed in the last three months," said Pat O'Herren, an official in Missoula County, which is threatening to sue the Forest Service for forgoing environmental assessments and other procedures that would have given the public a voice in the matter.

The deal, which Rey said he expects to formalize next month, threatens to dramatically accelerate trends already transforming the region. Plum Creek's shift from logging to real estate reflects a broader shift in the Western economy, from one long grounded in the industrial-scale extraction of natural resources to one based on accommodating the new residents who have made the region the fastest-growing in the nation.
Very nice. Very nice indeed. Let's see how nice.

Environmentalists, to their surprise, found that timber and mining were
easier on the countryside.

"Now that Plum Creek is getting out of the timber business, we're kind of missing the loggers," said Ray Rasker, executive director of Headwaters Economics, a nonprofit that studies land management in the West. "A clear-cut will grow back, but a subdivision of trophy homes, that's going to be that way forever.

"It's kind of the ugly face of the new economy."
Here's an even uglier face:


Most are the second, third or even fourth homes of wealthy newcomers who have transformed the local economy -- 40 percent of income in Missoula County is now "unearned," from, say, dividends -- and typically visit only in the summer. In Antler Ridge, across Highway 93, Web cameras installed over bird nests and a bear den beam photos to a hedge fund partner who visits his 200 acres just a few times a year.

"He was actually in France when the bear left the den," said "remote wildlife viewing" contractor Ryan Alter, on his way to install a camera at an owl's nest. "So I sent him pictures on his BlackBerry."

"I wanted to own land out there because I was always very interested in the concept of restoration, conservation," Paul Gurinas, the hedge fund partner, said by phone from Chicago. "The fact that it's almost become kind of a housing subdivision, that isn't what I was looking for. I guess I wish I had bought the whole thing up, and then I wouldn't have to worry about it."

      What fucking next? No reward for any sort of "work," only for having enough money w/ which to invest. And the decadence of this fuck having "nature" beamed to him over the intertubes. Now he's sorry he didn't buy "the whole thing."

      There's your future, America, decadent assholes w/ three or four houses, while thousands of Americans are w/o housing at all, paying you squat wages to take pictures of the very nature they're destroying. It's back to feudalism. They don't want to shred the Constitution, they want to go all the way back & destroy the Magna Carta.

      A voice in the wilderness cries: "Where's your outrage? Why aren't you grabbing those guns the Supreme Court lets you have & using them? Are you really going to let this lame duck administration finish taking the vast majority of Americans to the proverbial cleaners w/o a fight?"

      Slightly More Reputable Personages Who Died 4 July

      1826: Thomas Jefferson & John Adams. 1831: James Monroe. Born on the Fourth of July: Calvin Coolidge, 1872.

      Friday, July 4, 2008

      Seriously, the Dream Is Over

      American way How did it start? Thousands of creeps Killed in the park American way Try and explain Scab of a nation Driven insane –F. V. Zappa
      It was Ben Franklin, was it not, who said, "We've given you a republic, it's up to you to keep it?" And for over 200 yrs. we kept it, almost turning it into a democracy, even. But in the last 30 or so yrs., it's been turned into a corporatist state. I. e., we couldn't keep it. Shame, really. What did you expect, though, from a species hard-wired for wilful ignorance & blatant stupidity & a nation forged in theft & murder by the cast-off losers of other nations? Entropy, baby.

      America: Love It Or Shove It!!

      GIT YER HEART IN IT OR GIT YER ASS OUT!!!
      Note: This would appear to be our 2,000th post, if Blogger™ can be trusted. Enjoy your Independence Day!!

      Thursday, July 3, 2008

      Today's Note of Morbidity

      Birthday wishes to Action Don, of the Action Swingers (a social club, not a musical group) born almost on the Fourth of July, & dead 17 yrs. ago, less than 30 yrs. after his birth. Still no photos available.

      Modest MouseMormon


      Click here if you don't want any of your females looking slutty. Left: "Teen Vest Dress." Guess what the material is? Polyester, of course. Also note that in their universe, "pants" don't exist. Boys (& only boys) wear "trousers."

      For variety? It's the "Teen Princess Dress" (above right). 100% polyester? Of course!!

      Cinderella Stepford Hensley McCain: Vampire or Zombie?

      We're just asking. Look at the photos, though. Now you decide.
      And those who'd rather have Barack Obama than J. Sid McCain at their BBQ? Who's going to bring the brew? Huh? Who do you think? Mrs. Brewmeister, that's who!! And if the McCains had the nerve to show up w/o a couple of kegs & several cases of varying high-quality products from their warehouse? Oooh, you don't wanna know.

      Never Forget

      W/ all the talk of Obama & McCain, we forget the thing still in the White House. Dan Froomkin of the WaPo comments on the comments on Bush's meeting w/ National Review staffers, including the Jonah Goldberg L A. Times Syndicate column we abused earlier this week.

      Bush's Oval Office chat yesterday was reminiscent of meetings he held last summer with what I called Bush's Optimists Club. Back then, he summoned right-wing talk-show hosts as well as conservative columnists to hear him insist that he was still feeling sunny.

      As I wrote in a January column, Bush's Messiah Complex, Bush has started speaking fervently about how he expects to be remembered -- and it turns out the president sees himself as a heroic figure.

      And in a February column, Bush: Clueless and Happy, I noted that Bush seemed unaware of what a drag he'll be on the Republican ticket.

      The secret to Bush's giddiness? He's apparently mistaking Bush fatigue for Bush acceptance.

      And we'll link you to something that will not appear in the dead-tree version of the WaPo until next Sunday's edition. Any Washingtonians out there who can give us an idea of how much the Sunday WaPo weighs?

      But as many veterans of the Bush administration have made clear, the president's CEO style has more to do with a fanatical punctuality (he once locked Powell, his first-term secretary of state, out of a Cabinet meeting because he was running late, according to McClellan) than true resolve. This picture of an indecisive, ineffectual leader is being painted not by the predictable Bush haters but by his own former aides -- career civil servants and political appointees alike. After reading "War and Decision," the new memoir from the arch-neoconservative Douglas J. Feith, former assistant secretary of defense Bing West quipped in the National Review that the former Pentagon aide's book should have been titled "War and Indecision" -- perhaps a fitting epitaph for the Bush era.
      The most colossal cluster fuck in American presidential history. Aren't you glad you were there to see it?

      Musical Chairs on the Titanic

      Senator John Sidney McCain III's presidential campaign has re-arranged some of the deck chairs. Again. And look who's gaining influence.
      The move of Mr. Schmidt is the latest sign of increasing influence of veterans of Mr. Rove’s shop in the McCain operation. [...] Mr. Rove, who was Mr. Bush’s senior political adviser until he left the White House last year, was said by Mr. McCain’s advisers to have offered advice in recent days to Mr. Schmidt and others on how to get Mr. McCain’s campaign on track, but has stayed mostly on the periphery. Mr. Rove is aware, his associates said, that his own legacy could be helped should Mr. McCain win the presidency.
      At this point, Rove's legacy could be improved if he were arrested for child molestation.

      Wednesday, July 2, 2008

      Well, Whaddaya Know?

      Two days ago, in the wake of the flap over Gen. Wesley Clark's opinion of John Sidney McCain III, we were exposed to one Col. Bud Day, one of the Swift Boaters of 2004, who had a reaction to Gen. Clark's comments.

      "A very indecent thing," said retired Air Force Col. Bud Day.

      Day's appearance on the conference call spawned a new round of broadsides as the Democratic National Committee rushed to point out that Day had appeared in the so-called Swift Boat TV ads that cast aspersions during the 2004 election on the medals that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry earned in Vietnam. Committee spokesman Damien LaVera said that McCain himself had called the Swift Boat ads "dishonest and dishonorable."

      Now we find, on a somewhat wacky website, some of which may date to 2000, when J. Sidney was competing w/ George W. for the chance to steal the election, a link to further information about the Colonel, who appears to be a POW buddy of John McCain. These websites are both working on the premise that John Sidney is a traitor who sold out to the communists & may be a "Manchurian candidate," having had his brain perverted by the Soviets for five and a half yrs. of captivity. (Or something. So the enemies of America – including the Commies – have managed to infiltrate our entire political structure, & left us w/ the choice of a stealth Moooslim or a "Manchurian Candidate." And just whom is "Candidate" McCain supposed to assassinate, himself?) They're not too complimentary about "Bud" Day's Medal of Honor award & his "politicizing" it, either. And The U. S. Veteran Dispatch is firmly convinced that there were/are American POWs "left behind" in 'Nam by the U. S. Gov't. Not that they're big fans of the other Senator in this yr.'s mess. (Or big on the letter "s.")
      American conservatives already suspect that Obama Jr's much proclaimed opposition to America's war against Muslim terrorist [sic] in Iraq is more about his Muslim heritage than peace. Obama Jr's "I don't think we're at that stage yet" answer to Sawyer stirred immediate reaction from a former U.S. Congressman who saw the Sawyer interview. "Yet? We all know what that means. If elected, at what stage will Barack Obama be willing to send American servicemen and women into the Kenyan meat grinder." [sic]
      "Obama Jr" His daddy was a colored, you know.

      Chinese Water Torture, American Style

      It never stops. Really, it doesn't. And frankly, anything positive, uplifting, etc. (If any of it truly exists. You may rest assured that nature won't be around much longer.) is rendered meaningless by stuff like this. Essentially, the national security apparatus of the gov't. has become the enemy. No, they aren't worshiping Mahomet or Allah, the Satanic Moon Gawd yet, but they've certainly become our former opponents, now our partners in labor exploitation, the Chicoms. Per the New York Times, our brave boys (any girls involved beyond Lynndie England?) in unmarked uniforms &/or civilian clothes at one time didn't even know how to torture or coerce Moooslim turrists. They had to look it up.
      What the trainers did not say, and may not have known, was that their chart had been copied verbatim from a 1957 Air Force study of Chinese Communist techniques used during the Korean War to obtain confessions, many of them false, from American prisoners.
      What? False confessions? No, no. Torture works! It's necessary!! They're dirty Moooslims who wear their diapers on their heads! They're built upside down!!
      The 1957 article from which the chart was copied was entitled “Communist Attempts to Elicit False Confessions From Air Force Prisoners of War” and written by Albert D. Biderman, a sociologist then working for the Air Force, who died in 2003. Mr. Biderman had interviewed American prisoners returning from North Korea, some of whom had been filmed by their Chinese interrogators confessing to germ warfare and other atrocities. [...] The only change made in the chart presented at Guantánamo was to drop its original title: “Communist Coercive Methods for Eliciting Individual Compliance.”
      Love that bureaucratic Newspeak.

      The LAPD Lied, & A Young Woman Died

      Horrifying Column One story in the fishwrapper today, as we see another example of police lying (this time legally) in an attempt to get a confession from a murderer. The end result? The young woman the detectives said had fingered the gunman (she hadn't) was shot dead. This is terrorism, in our very back & front yards. How about a war on terror here at home, George W. Bush? You still have a few months left as a lame duck. Maybe you could actually do something useful. And maybe we could grow big leather bat wings & fly to Uranus.

      Obama's New Politics (of Surrender)

      No, not "stealth Muslim Obama" turning the keys to the nation over to Osama Bin Laden. Please. But the "new politics" or whatever the hell Obama's been vaguely babbling about. Let's think about this crap for a minute. Essentially he's talking "bi-partisanship." Never mind that the nation, or at least those who vote in the presidential horse races, seems to be fairly evenly polarized (hard to tell for sure w/ all those Republican electoral high jinks). Note also that the Republicans were running Congrefs from 1995 through 2007. Just how bi-partisan were they, w/ their "Contract on America," the insane & inane impeachment of Slick Willie Clinton over a "crime" that's committed in divorce court hundreds of times a wk. throughout This Great Nation of Ours™, & plenty of other crap that we've mercifully pushed out of our consciousness? Not even to mention the obstructionism the Rs have been pursuing since last yr. Add the Karl Rove determination that it was no longer necessary to attempt to get independents, swing voters, floaters or whatever in order to capture the presidential flag. No more of that "Compassionate Conservative" & "I'm a uniter, not a divider" (Probably meant he couldn't do what Jethro Bodine used to call "gozintas.") crap spewing from Bush's smirking pie-hole, just the fear-mongering needed to "energize the base." And we shouldn't forget DICK Cheney's succinct response ("So?") to the question "How about the American people polling as 70% against the Iraq occupation?" The Rabid Weasels of the Right Wing are about as interested in meeting the forces of righteousness & true freedom halfway as a rabbit is in meeting a hawk halfway. So please tell us, Senator Obama, what you will do to change the Republican mind set, which is still, in their optimistic "They'll greet us w/ flowers" way, stuck on Rove's idea that a permanent Republican majority can be achieved? Judging from your recent pro-gun, pro-execution, pro-McCain (anti-Gen. Wesley Clark) & pro-"faith-based initiatives" statements, your attempt to create a "new politics" is more of an attempt to continue the politics of Republican repression, & "reach out" to the right by (Dare we say it? Yes!) appeasing them. Be a man & show some spine for a change. And give up on this "faith" crap. It's bullshit. It's deliberate ignorance. It's "don't confuse me w/ reality, my mind has been made up for me by the mistranslated fantasy literature of almost six thousand yrs. ago." America doesn't really deserve better, but it would be nice to give it a shot anyway.

      Tuesday, July 1, 2008

      Trendy Beach & Poolside Wear Update

      Great gobs of goo, look at this!! And see what Times staff writer Noam N. Levey has to say about John Sidney McCain III's energy, um, energy, uh...We can't really call it a policy, maybe "policies" would be the best way to express it.
      "We must steer far clear of the errors and false assumptions that have marked the energy policies of nearly 20 Congresses and seven presidents," the presumptive Republican nominee told a crowd of oil executives in Houston.
      For the last 35 yrs, since the big gas-line crisis of 1973, there has been blather about "alternative, renewable, non-foreign, inexpensive, non-terrorist enabling, non-polluting miracle energy sources," & as nearly as the fine minds on the editorial staff here can determine, not one thing has been done even to head us in that direction, let alone accomplish anything. For McCain to point this out & pretend he'll do anything about it (before a crowd of oil executives, yet) is disingenuous (He's fucking lying!!!) at the least.
      But McCain's record of tackling energy policy on Capitol Hill shows little of the clear direction he says would come from a McCain White House. Instead, the Arizona senator has swerved from one position to another over the years, taking often contradictory stances on the federal government's role in energy policy.
      When John Kerry changes his mind, he's "flip-flopping." When John Sidney McCain III is jumping all over the place, well,
      Senior McCain policy advisor Douglas Holtz-Eakin said McCain's positions reflected a pragmatic approach to governing. "Sen. McCain is interested in getting results," he said.
      So, flip-floppery is pragmatism, war is peace, freedom is slavery, &c.? The rest of Levey's article is a lovely laundry list of McCain's outright contradictory positions & statements on energy. Much as we hate to bring up the age issue, are we looking at memory problems here? Or merely the usual political problem of which lobbyist most recently had his ear?

      The Dream Is Over

      We never even had a crush on Sen. Obama, despite the fears of so many right wing types that he's some sort of "messianic" figure, overflowing w/ evil "charisma." (Actual human personalities are beyond the comprehension of the party that nominated Bob Dole, & had to ignore the will of the people to get that "man you'd like to have a beer w/" appointed president.) We were sort of in favor of Edwards, but were not unhappy w/ Obama's presumptive nomination. But the party's completely over now. Stop triangulating yourself towards the center, you fucking coward. We don't need any further Clintonian liberal Republican crap.
      CHICAGO - Reaching out to religious voters, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama called for expanding President Bush's program steering federal social service dollars to religious groups and — in a move sure to cause controversy — supported some ability to hire and fire based on faith.
      Aah, faith-based. You'll recall that's how the war in Iraq was won, on faith.
      Obama also talked bluntly about the genesis of his Christian faith in his work as a community organizer in Chicago, and its importance to him now. "In time, I came to see faith as being both a personal commitment to Christ and a commitment to my community; that while I could sit in church and pray all I want, I wouldn't be fulfilling God's will unless I went out and did the Lord's work," he said.
      This is absolutely pathetic, as those of us w/ intelligence greater than that of a turnip know that "the Lord's work" is social control, leading directly to tyranny. After all, why do they call their invisible man in the sky their "Lord?" The feudal mindset of those who would be serfs, that's why.

      "Bush in Winter"

      Last wk. we decided to give Jonah Goldbrick a pass, as (much like the proverbial stopped clock that's correct twice a day) he got something more or less right, actually exposing some of Pat Buchanan's racist clap-trap, in Buchanan's latest book Churchill, Hitler and the Unnecessary War: Why We Should Have Let Hitler Alone, At Least Until He Finished Off The Jews. This wk., though, time has moved on & J. G. is back to bullshit. We can only take so much, & even given the contempt we have for our audience, we can only submit you poor souls to so much, so let's just note this:
      Breaking news! The ultimate White House insider plans a tell-all book about the Bush years. Boasting unprecedented access to the president's thinking, it will run counter to almost everything we've been told about Bush's radical presidency. Who will be the latest to break the code of silence after former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan? George W. Bush.
      Which "Breaking news!" Goldfinger then admits is only
      what went through my mind listening to the president during a meeting with a small group of journalists in the Oval Office on Monday. The session, maddeningly and often foolishly punctuated by long, off-the-record musings and soliloquies, mostly dealt with foreign policy.
      Can't wait for that book, filled w/ maddening & foolish punctuation, & not revealing anything but what a maddening fool G. W. is. (Speaking of punctuation, the very best Bush book would be one he had to write himself, on a strict deadline, sans ghostwriters. He can't talk, he surely can't punctuate either. That would be one hee-larious book.)
      In fact, if only a fraction of what he had to say was remotely accurate, then the conventional bleats about unilateralism, war lust and cowboyishness will go down in history as the excessive caterwauling of an imaginative and hyper-partisan opposition.
      Sure they will. And there's nothing resembling imaginative and hyper-partisan caterwauling & bleating on the right, or among Bush's few remaining defenders, is there? Not to mention that only a fraction of what Bush ever says is accurate. The best part is Jonah's idea of "the mainstream of American presidential history," & how the Bush presidency just isn't that radical. To young Goldberg, presidential history goes all the way back to...George H.W. Bush.
      Extraordinary rendition? That practice (in which we send terrorists to foreign countries to be interrogated under laxer rules) began under President Clinton. Aggressive interrogations, for good or ill, surely predate 2001. Holding prisoners indefinitely at Guantanamo without benefit of a trial? As terrorism expert Andrew C. McCarthy notes in National Review, we were doing that under the first President Bush and under Clinton to innocent Haitian refugees, who got even less due process than we give captured enemy combatants.
      No mention at all of, say, Reagan, selling arms to Iran & helping Osama Bin Laden get Al Qaeda underway (as Bush Jr. is doing now in Iran, per the Seymour Hersh piece mentioned here yesterday). Just Bush the First & Clinton. He doesn't even qualify his "idea" w/ a word like"modern." If it happened before he pulled his head out of Star Drek reruns, it doesn't matter. And his conclusion?
      Given Obama's ideological leanings and inexperience, there's clearly plenty of room for him to make costly mistakes. But odds are he too would come to realize that America needs to win the war on terror and succeed in Iraq. Hence the greatest irony. A successful Obama presidency would have the unintended consequence of making Bush's memoir a success story.
      Idiocy of this caliber stands on its own, & needs no further comment from an insignificant nobody (Not published in a major metropolitan newspaper.) like the editor here.

      Six Months Closer to the End

      Today being 1 July (2008) we can safely announce that we've survived another six months (Who'd a thunk it?) And a mere four months 'til the fookin' election is over & done w/, & we'll know which direction we ("as a nation") will be taking in the inevitable march to entropy.

      Testilying or Giving Testiphony?

      Two cops (we used to call them pigs, but that's not fair to animals living as nature intended) get caught w/ the lying meat in their mouths. Here's the thin blue line (of swine) at work.
      During the trial, which began Friday, the officers told jurors that they had chased Alarcon, 29, into his Hollywood apartment building last year and seen him throw away a black object. They testified that one of the officers picked up the object a few feet from where Alarcon was standing and discovered powder and crack cocaine inside. But footage from the grainy video, which Alarcon's attorney said came from an apartment building surveillance camera, shows that it took the two officers more than 20 minutes to find the drugs. They were also aided by other officers in their search. The quality of the tape, a copy of which was obtained by The Times, is poor and it is difficult to clearly hear what is being said. But at one point, an officer seems to make a reference to the arrest report that needed to be filled out. "Be creative in your writing," the officer appears to tell another after the discovery. "Oh yeah, don't worry, sin duda [no doubt]," comes the reply.
      Fuck truth & honor & integrity & responsibility & accountability & all that other crap that right wingers are always bitching & moaning about.
      "If I didn't have the videotape, nobody would believe me," said Alarcon, who said he was not a gang member. Civil rights attorney Connie Rice, who has studied the LAPD and pushed for reforms, said the department has tried in recent years to root out dishonest officers, particularly since Chief William J. Bratton took over in 2002. But she said, there are some who take shortcuts and lie. "In their minds, they're compensating for a system that's rigged to keep them from making the arrests and getting the convictions they want," she said.
      And fuck the Constitution, while you're at it. Rights? Not for people like Alarcon.

      Monday, June 30, 2008

      Let's Have A War (Another in a Seemingly Never-Ending Series)

      The typical leftist/ish worrywart who reads Just Another Blog™ probably knows about Sy "I broke My Lai" Hersh's latest piece in the New Yorker, concerning the secret war that the armed services of the United Snakes are already conducting (w/o Congressional approval/permission, just financing) in Iran. Once again, we've spewed so much that we don't even have time to read it to pluck the very best parts for our loyal audience/readership of five or six (We know who all of you are, by the way, & thanks for the attention.) but we will make it convenient for you to get there. It doesn't appear to be excessively long, so jump right in. Oh, time be damned, here are the most important two paragraphs.
      The Administration may have been willing to rely on dissident organizations in Iran even when there was reason to believe that the groups had operated against American interests in the past. The use of Baluchi elements, for example, is problematic, Robert Baer, a former C.I.A. clandestine officer who worked for nearly two decades in South Asia and the Middle East, told me. “The Baluchis are Sunni fundamentalists who hate the regime in Tehran, but you can also describe them as Al Qaeda,” Baer told me. “These are guys who cut off the heads of nonbelievers—in this case, it’s Shiite Iranians. The irony is that we’re once again working with Sunni fundamentalists, just as we did in Afghanistan in the nineteen-eighties.” Ramzi Yousef, who was convicted for his role in the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center, and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who is considered one of the leading planners of the September 11th attacks, are Baluchi Sunni fundamentalists. One of the most active and violent anti-regime groups in Iran today is the Jundallah, also known as the Iranian People’s Resistance Movement, which describes itself as a resistance force fighting for the rights of Sunnis in Iran. “This is a vicious Salafi organization whose followers attended the same madrassas as the Taliban and Pakistani extremists,” Nasr told me. “They are suspected of having links to Al Qaeda and they are also thought to be tied to the drug culture.” The Jundallah took responsibility for the bombing of a busload of Revolutionary Guard soldiers in February, 2007. At least eleven Guard members were killed. According to Baer and to press reports, the Jundallah is among the groups in Iran that are benefitting from U.S. support.
      Once again, the Bush administration is so fucking stupid that they are backing Al Qaeda, or its close cousins, against another group that they & the oil cos. have managed to alienate since 1953. DO THEY NEVER LEARN? WILL THE AMERICAN PUBLIC EVER NOTICE, LET ALONE ACT? IT'S A DEMOCRACY, PEOPLE!!!

      W/ Gawd On Our Side

      Take it from one who knows.
      As President Robert Mugabe's party said Saturday that it was poised for massive victory in Zimbabwe's one-candidate presidential runoff, President Bush called the vote "a sham election that ignored the will of the people" and warned of new sanctions.
      Cheese & crackers, the nerve of that little shit!! Bush may have been a proud "C" student, but he must have gotten extra credit in the hypocrisy courses at Yale. We here at Just Another Blog™ have several "sanctions" that we're ready, willing & able to apply to Mr. Bush. Moving right along, the L. A. Times's still anonymous woman or man in Harare passes along some statements about Mugabe, & some ugly facts.
      After Mugabe was declared the winner, ZTV state television erupted in triumphalism, with "Congratulations Winner" flashing repeatedly. Religious commentators on ZTV read biblical excerpts to back the proposition that the country must unite around one leader anointed by God. A prayer at the inauguration said it was a "divine day" and called for God to grant Mugabe "divine authority that only comes from you."
      Who Would Jeezis Bomb, huh? We'll bet Mugabe has an Office of Faith Based Initiatives just like George's. Now compare the below w/ Bush's "permanent campaign," as most recently revealed by Scott McClellan.
      "Every time Mugabe is cornered, he resorts to violence," said Oskar Wermter, a Catholic priest in the crowded Mbare neighborhood on the outskirts of Harare. "It's a warlike atmosphere. [Mugabe] and his colleagues live in the past in the glory days of the liberation war in the 1970s. They're still in the trenches. They see themselves as in the same confrontation with the British and the whites. "There's a possibility that now that they have manipulated the elections they will go further and crush the opposition and keep hitting them and annihilate them once and for all."
      Sound familiar? Try this on for size.
      According to Heidi Holland, author of the book "Dinner With Mugabe," which was based in part on a lengthy and rare interview with him last year, the violence of the election "has got Mugabe written all over it. If you go to war, you go to war with your generals." She saw him as a quiet, closed figure who believes a person must hide emotions so that no one can determine what he or she is thinking. "He's not had a friend, all his life, and he admitted that to me. He said he used to like being by himself. He liked living in his head. He's a very clever man and completely cut off from his feelings so he can operate in a way that no one else can." Holland described Mugabe as "extremely vengeful" and predicted that he would try in the coming months to eliminate the opposition. "When he's rejected or humiliated -- and he knows that he was rejected and that the people voted against him -- he chalks it up and there will be a payback. I am absolutely certain that the violence will continue in the rural areas." "He lives in a reality bubble," Holland said. "Nothing impinges on the way he chooses to see things. He cannot be wrong, he can only be right. "You can ask him any question, because he knows the answer," she said. "It's only when you are skeptical about his answer that he gets sparks in his eyes."
      Frighteningly familiar. Again, don't say we didn't warn you. Remember when Rudy "The Catholic" Giuliani wanted to "postpone" the mayoral election that took place in NYC on 11 September 2001?

      Obama, or Obambi? (Or Another Slick Willie?)

      In reaction to retired Gen. Wesley Clark's comments on Sen. McCain's experience vis-a-vis being president, weakling Obama dedided not to back up the former general, while McCain, whose good buddy Holy Joe ("Video games scare me.") Lieberman (I-State of Sanctimony) was squawking over the weekend that McSame & Sen. Clinton (What, did putting up w/ hubby Bill provide her w/ foreign policy experience?) are "ready to take the reins from day one." Then we hear this:
      At a news conference here Monday, McCain himself said of Clark's comment, "That kind of thing is unnecessary" and distracts from real pocketbook issues voters care about.
      Sure. McCain really wants to discuss his non-support, then support of Bush tax cuts for that "entrepreneurial" one percent of the zillionaires. Or his gas tax "holiday." Or his plans for social Security. Or, or... J. Sidney knows damn well that he's electoral toast if economic issues come to the fore. That's why all the "Ooooh, we're going to be attacked if we elect that colored fellow," from the Rabid Weasels. Then the Bush Three campaign team pulled out some other ret'd. baby-killers for a conference call.
      "Complete silliness," retired Navy Lt. Cmdr. Carl Smith said on the call. Retired Marine Lt. Col. Orson Swindle said Clark was "denigrating the character and the experience and the integrity and the performance" of McCain. "A very indecent thing," said retired Air Force Col. Bud Day. Day's appearance on the conference call spawned a new round of broadsides as the Democratic National Committee rushed to point out that Day had appeared in the so-called Swift Boat TV ads that cast aspersions during the 2004 election on the medals that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry earned in Vietnam. Committee spokesman Damien LaVera said that McCain himself had called the Swift Boat ads "dishonest and dishonorable."
      Ooops. Speaking of dishonorable. And of shooting oneself in the foot. This is why Sen. O. had best get his shit together & clearly demonstrate to the American people that the Republican approach to "national security" is wrong, wrong, wrong. Both the "someone attacked us, let's find a weak country to attack to show how tough on terrorism we are," & the fact that they can't do the job right, because they're incompetents lashing out in juvenile fits of anger, rather than thinking & planning ahead. Probably won't happen though. "Tough on terrorism" is the same knee-jerk reaction as "tough on crime," "execute the baby rapists," "What? Legalize/decriminalize drugs?" & all the other "third rails" of our degraded, thoughtless American politics.

      Hoping For the End of the (Human) World, & Damn Quick

      Many do not admit that the climate is changing, let alone that it's warming, & no way in hell will they grant that humanoids may have something to do w/ the entire mess. After all, it might cut into next quarter's profits if they had to change their business model of capitalist rape of the planet. No wonder, of course, because left wing tree-killing rags like Newsweek© are using trumped-up "scientific" (not-Biblical) evidence to the contrary.
      It's been easier to connect global warming to rising temperatures than to extreme weather events—and even the former hasn't been easy. Only in this decade have "attribution" studies managed to finger greenhouse gases as the chief cause of the rising mercury, rather than a hotter sun or cyclical changes. (The last two produce a different pattern of climate change than man-made warming does.)
      Interesting, Remember that the next time some free-market fuckwad screams "The sun is getting hotter." Tain't the same, McGee.
      Think of it this way: if once we experienced one Noachian downpour every 20 years, and now we suffer five, four are likely man-made.
      [...]
      The Midwest, for instance, suffered three weeks of intense rain in May and June, with more than five inches falling on some days. That brought a reprise of the area's 1993 flooding, which was thought to be a once-in-500-years event. The proximate cause was the western part of the jet stream dipping toward the Gulf of Mexico, then rising toward Iowa—funneling moisture from the gulf to the Midwest, says meteorologist Bill Gallus of (the very soggy) Iowa State University. The puzzle, he says, is why the trough kept reforming in the west, creating a rain-carrying conveyor belt that, like a nightmarish version of a Charlie Chaplin movie, wouldn't turn off. One clue is that global warming has caused the jet stream to shift north. That has brought, and will continue to bring, more tropical storms to the nation's north, and may push around the jet stream in other ways as well.
      Drown in your own filth, bastards!!
      Atmospheric conditions that bring severe thunderstorms (with hail two inches across and wind gusts of at least 70 miles an hour) and tornadoes with a force of F2 or greater have been on the rise since the 1970s, occurring about 8 percent more often every decade. Get used to it, and don't blame Mother Nature.
      Or just get blown away & severely bruised by big-ass hail. Anything, as long as world population decreases, & soon.

      Santa Monica Is a Liberal Paradise

      We love a gal in a uniform, though if she's a blond on a Santa Monica P. D. motorcycle we have mixed emotions. (Are the jackboots the deciding factor? Maybe.) No females on the LAPD motor squad, last we heard. Apparently the clever fellows of the LAPD refer to a prowl car containing two female officers as a "bitch car." Would that mean the SMPD officer we saw was riding a "bitch bike?"

      A General Speaks

      We've said this more than once ourself.
      Moderator Bob Schieffer, who raised the issue by citing similar remarks Clark has made previously, noted that Obama hadn’t had those experiences nor had he ridden in a fighter plane and been shot down. “Well, I don’t think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to be president,” Clark replied.
      So there. This is a professional military person speaking, not some schmuck who got into Annapolis & the Navy 'cause his father & grandfather were four-star admirals. There's more, some of it complementary, & all of it true.

      White Power

      Following Presidents Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, & another fucking Bush, do we dare elect Sen. Obama? After all, the Senator is half-"white."

      Sunday, June 29, 2008

      Surrender Now, To the Forces of Globalized Pumice

      Time being at a premium in the busy world of homelessness, we haven't time to read books, only reviews & criticism thereof, which at least gives us a passing idea of what's up, as well as opposing views of the books in question. I. e., the entire package. And now we'll save you some of your precious time, by excerpting a Times (Guess which one? Hint: not the Washington Times.) review of a book by a Times reporter. American families struggle to make ends meet in a world of globalization, mortgage meltdowns and ever-soaring fuel prices.
      Gosselin fails, however, to lift his reporting, based on a series of articles for The Times, into the coherent narrative needed in a book. He never steps back to make a broader, compelling argument about the orchestrated forces that are transforming our nation. Managed capitalism, which allowed most Americans to prosper in the latter part of the 20th century, has been gradually dismantled. We now have a government that serves the interests of corporations rather than those of its citizens. The book's lack of an examination of what this transformation means for our future gives a cut-and-paste feel to the individual stories, which is accentuated by charts and graphs. He includes too many leaden recapitulations of material in previous chapters. The chapters, organized under such headings as jobs, health, housing, education, the poor and retirement, allow Gosselin to show pieces of the puzzle. They are important pieces. But unless we grasp that there is a dark logic to this transformation, that an engorged and empowered new oligarchy holds our economic and political life hostage to corporate interests and profits, we cannot grasp the grave implications for our future. Gosselin appears to tacitly accept this transformation, even as he describes its pernicious effects.
      You got it, no one is willing to get under the beast's skin.
      Is our transformation into a corporate state inevitable? Is it part of the march of human progress? Is globalization a force of nature? Do we really face no other alternative? Those who promote the idea of totally free markets, including economists, television pundits, Washington think tank experts and elected officials, have successfully inoculated most of us from asking these questions. This is not a matter of an abuse here and an abuse there. The rise of a corporate state undercuts our most fundamental rights as citizens, creating a society in which we are forced to subordinate our common welfare to the higher priority of corporate profit. The corporate state champions, as our elite business schools do, little more than personal greed and self-interest. It disdains the public good. And the global consequences are terrifying.
      Oh, stop your whining, liberal loser!! Let's look at some statistics.
      The U.S. economy has 3.2 million fewer jobs today than it did when President George W. Bush took office, including 2.5 million fewer manufacturing jobs. In the last three years, nearly 1 in 5 U.S. workers has been laid off. Among full-time workers who were laid off, roughly one-fourth are now earning less than $40,000 annually. According to the the U.S. Labor Department, 15 million workers are unemployed, underemployed or too discouraged to job hunt. There are whole sections of the United States that now resemble the developing world.
      Ooops!!. Heh heh. Wrong statistics.
      And the assault on the middle class is under way. Anything that can be put on computer software -- finance, architecture, engineering -- is being outsourced to workers in countries such as India and China at a fraction of the pay and without benefits. And a college education, Gosselin points out, is no longer a guarantee of a stable job. Instead, many young men and women are stuck with dead-end, low-paying jobs and massive student-loan debt.

      The power of national, state and judicial authorities to respond has been neutralized through huge corporate campaign contributions, political action committees and armies of lobbyists. The consent of the governed has become an empty phrase.We are now enduring an election year in which the mainstream political debate does not confront the advanced destruction of our democracy by the corporate state. Tens of millions of Americans want and need a single payer, not-for-profit health care system, but corporations are not about to see their profits diminished. But the two main candidates discuss everything except a not-for-profit system.

      The party's over. All political parties are over. Obama won't do shit to change anything, & deep in our hearts of darkness, we all realize that. Not a person w/ a hope of being heard dares to tell the truth about the current dismal situation, which will only deteriorate further. See you all around the drain, as we continue to circle it.

      Random Crap From All Over The Ass. Press Presented W/O Further Comment

      Onward, Xtian Soldiers SOFIA, Bulgaria (AP) — Extremists throwing rocks, bottles and gasoline bombs have attacked the Bulgarian capital's first gay pride parade. Police say they prevented the extremists from harming the 150 or so people in the procession through Sofia. No serious injuries have been reported. Police say they detained about 60 people for harassing the parade participants. Gays face widespread hostility in Bulgaria and opposition to Saturday's parade has been fierce. The far-right Bulgarian National Union had called for "open resistance" to the gay pride parade with a campaign featuring posters that say: "Be Intolerant, Be Normal." Bulgaria's influential Orthodox Church said the march should be banned as it undermines the country's Christian traditions. Demonstrators carry a rainbow flag during the first gay pride parade in the Bulgarian capital Sofia, Saturday, June 28, 2008. A group of extremists have attacked the first gay parade in the Bulgarian capital, Sofia, but a massive police presence prevented violence. The parade of about 200 people was making its way through the streets of Sofia when a group of extremists clashed with police in riot gear preventing them to harm the marchers. About 60 people were detained for trying to attack and harass the participants in the gay pride parade, police said. (AP Photo/Valentina Petrova) Click to see photo. Copyright © 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. Onward, Muslim Soldiers, or: Electoral Democracy in Action By JULIA ZAPPEI KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — Malaysian opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim took refuge Sunday at the Turkish Embassy after police began probing an allegation that he sodomized his male aide, reprising a sex scandal that led to his imprisonment a decade ago. Anwar, 60, dismissed the accusation — made in a police complaint by the 23-year-old aide on Saturday — as "a complete fabrication." He said he fled to the embassy because he feared for his life. The dramatic developments that began to unfold a little before midnight Saturday will further roil Malaysian politics, which have been in turmoil since March 8 elections handed the governing National Front coalition its worst-ever result. A three-party opposition coalition led by Anwar made spectacular gains, winning an unprecedented 82 seats in the 222-member Parliament and the legislatures of five states. Anwar has threatened to engineer defections from the National Front — which has ruled continuously since 1957 — to bring down the government by September. In a statement posted on his blog, Anwar said the political developments put his life in danger. "Certain agents" in the National Front "have initiated plots" to harm him, he said. "I have been told that my assassination has not been ruled out as means to subvert the people's will and bring an end to the transformational changes taking place in Malaysia," Anwar said. He added that he remained committed to work toward a "free and just Malaysia." Several embassies offered to shelter him but Anwar chose the Turkish mission because of his close ties with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, said Badrul Hisham Shaharin, a senior member of Anwar's People's Justice Party. It was not clear how long he would stay there, even though police say they do not intend to arrest him before investigations are complete. More than 50 supporters gathered outside the embassy anticipating a visit by Anwar's family. Police blocked roads in the area in an apparent security precaution. Anwar's wife, Azizah Ismail, described the sodomy accusation as an attempt at "political murder." Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi insisted the government was not responsible for the accusation, saying there was no conspiracy "to cause (Anwar) trouble or harass him or raise such issues to undermine him." Asked about Anwar's denial, Abdullah said it "was common for an accused person" to claim he was innocent. Anwar, a charismatic politician, was once part of the ruling establishment, rising to the post of deputy prime minister and finance minister in then-Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad's government in the 1990s. But it all unraveled in 1998 when he was accused of sodomizing his driver and abusing his power to cover up the deed. Mahathir fired him from the government and had him jailed. Anwar was subsequently convicted on both charges but Malaysia's highest court overturned the sodomy conviction and freed him in 2004. Anwar insists he was framed to prevent him from challenging Mahathir for power. After a decade in political oblivion, Anwar revived his career with this year's electoral success. In his blog statement, Anwar said he recently obtained evidence that the national police chief, Musa Hassan, and the attorney general, Abdul Gani Patail, fabricated evidence against him in 1998. "These actions are being repeated today to undermine the forces of reform and renewal which were unleashed in the March 2008 elections," he said. In an earlier statement, he said the new accusation was engineered by "interested parties" to prevent him from exposing Musa and Abdul Gani. Bakri Zinin, the federal police chief for criminal investigations, said the aide filed a complaint Saturday claiming Anwar had sodomized him in a condominium in an upscale Kuala Lumpur suburb. "We want to establish the allegation first to see whether there is truth or not," Bakri told a news conference. "We will conduct a thorough investigation and be fair to both sides." Sodomy, even if consensual, is punishable by 20 years' imprisonment in Muslim-majority Malaysia. Anwar's party identified the accuser as Anwar's assistant, who started working for him in March. Anwar did not run in the March elections because his abuse of power conviction barred him from holding political office for five years. The ban ended in April, and Anwar has indicated he wants to re-enter Parliament through a by-election, which would make him eligible to become prime minister. Associated Press reporters Eileen Ng, Sean Yoong and Vijay Joshi contributed to this report. Copyright © 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. Annals of Privatization EL DORADO, Ark. - The driver of a private security van ferrying prison inmates through southern Arkansas fell asleep behind the wheel, causing a crash that killed two prisoners and injured four others, authorities said. Gregory O. Reed, 43, of Texas was driving a van for U.S. Extradition Service Inc. when he dozed off early Friday, the Arkansas State Police said. Cpl. Jeff Hust told the El Dorado News-Times that prisoners began screaming, "Boss! Boss!" and that another guard grabbed the wheel but overcorrected. The van struck a culvert and rolled twice before stopping. Shawn Talbot, 29, of Ladysmith, Wis., and Walter Ridley, 47, of Clarendon died at the scene. Seven inmates and two guards were in the van, which was on its way to Little Rock. Both guards were wearing seat belts, while the inmates were unsecured in the back of the van. Authorities are investigating the crash. U.S. Extradition Service, based in Austin, Texas, transports prisoners and inmates under contract with law enforcement agencies. Bill Brees, a spokesman for the company, declined to comment. Copyright © 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. Big ups to the Ass. Press for not (as yet) suing this web log for stealing, retitling & redistributing their stories. Really, thanks!!

      Presidential Preview: Us vs. Them

      In the wake of Zimbabwe's presidential activity (can't really call it an election) & recent U. S. elections, as well as the Stupreme [sic] Court's "Guns for Everybody" decision, it is now the official position of this web log that all hate-filled leftists, "progressives," Democrats, Greens, & the like should arm themselves as heavily & as soon as possible, in order to defend effectively themselves, their families & friends, their houses & property, & American democracy itself, from the "Guns Gawd, & (We hate) Gays" elements, who don't much like black folk either, & may want to pull another Zimbabwe (ironically) ratcheer at home in the United Snakes, should Senator Obama attain the presidency. Assuming of course that Diebold & other reactionary elements don't cheat him out of it, in which case it will be up to us to attack them to insure democracy's continued existence. Call us paranoid (We dare you!) but better safe than sorry, & don't come to us looking for protection or ammunition if the shit does hit the fan.