Clever Cons

What Republicans think is clever:

I'm also, as you may have guessed, a Republican. I've been in the political minority in Manhattan for eight years, and before that, I failed to fit in at my super liberal upstate university. It isn't always easy, but it can be a lot of fun. Wearing GOP paraphernalia to Whole Foods is a favorite Saturday-morning pastime.

Bet that really makes those hateful liberals spitting mad.