Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Mullah Huckabee Speaks

The American Taliban seems to be on the "war path." But the New York Post's Page Six thinks it's the other way around.
MIKE Huckabee will have gays on the war path when his new book, "Do the Right Thing," hits stores next week. "[Heterosexual] marriage matters . . . nothing in our society matters more," writes the ex-Arkansas governor, whom some see as the GOP front-runner to take on Barack Obama in 2012. "Our true strength doesn't come from our military or our gross national product; it comes from our families. What's the point of keeping the terrorists at bay in the Middle East if we can't keep decline and decadence at bay here at home?"
Yeah, there's a good reason to bring the troops home. Putting the queers, adulterers & divorced into re-education camps, perhaps?

2 comments:

Larry Harmon said...

Don't forget to put people wearing glasses into the camps, in a Khmer Rouge stylee.
P.

M. Bouffant said...

Political Officer/Editor Responds:

Easy there four-eyes, you're getting awfully close to home.