"Straight" Talk Express Pulls to Side of Road, Everybody Gets Out For a Pee

Below: For illustration only. These whizzers are about the same age as the grandchildren of whoever remains on the ol' "Straight" Talk Express to Nowhere. So the McCain campaign has decided to "suspend" itself, due to the alleged financial crisis, & perhaps due to John Sidney McCain III's inability to multi-task. (That is, to do something about the financial melt-down at the same time that he rehearses his lies for Friday's debate, which now may not occur.) This follows Gov. Palin's whirlwind trip to the U. N. to establish foreign policy credentials by shaking hands w/ Unocal puppet Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan & international war criminal Henry Kissinger, of Hell. Wasn't a President Bush there as well? We didn't see any pictures of the lipsticked pit bull w/ Dear Leader. Nor did we hear her speaking to any members of the press. What is scaring her (or her handlers)? Questions? Can you see Russia from the U. N. Bldg.?

We again see Sen. McCain (& Gov. Palin) for the cowards they are. McCain, the surrender monkey, whose first instincts are to sell out any one he can ("Country First!!") as soon as his foolishness gets him into enemy hands, & Palin, who hasn't spoken word one to anyone since her ABC interview a wk. ago ("Bush Doctrine? Whazzat?" Look, it's Russia, right over there!!") & is still maintaining press silence. Insert the sound of chickens going "Bwok, bwok, bwok!!"

Some commie callers to squawk radio have been expressing the hope that this is the end for the McCain/Palin ticket, which only proves that hope is bullshit, but what are we to make of this huge cop-out?

Now we hear that CBS ("IBM when I CBS") late night host David Letterman, who had McCain booked on tonight's Late Show until the "suspension," had some rather mean things to say about John Sidney III. One may want to tune in later. 2335 E & P, 2235 Central, on your local CBS station.