That About Which We Could Not Possibly Care Any Fucking Less

John Edwards whipping it out about his whipping it out. At least it was a live human who seemed willing. Ans by the way, ladies & skanks, please stop being so available to these douchebags, just because they're powerful & whatnot. It ruins their & their families' lives, & it makes you Monica Lewinsky material for late night comedians. No one comes out ahead. Our suggestion is to try the less powerful & determinedly single. (Us, for example.) And who knows how far you could go as the girlfriend of a powerful web presence?