Monday, February 25, 2008

We Couldn't Have Put It Much Better Ourself, So We Didn't Bother

A liberal fascist from Australia (The nerve of these furriners, this is the only country w/ the right to tell others how to live!) weighs in on local gang activity:
I read with amazement your lead article on gangster shootouts on the streets of L.A. Please understand why the rest of the world assumes your society is utterly beyond redemption. The thought of America having the moral authority to lecture anyone is preposterous. In Australia, we had the worst mass civilian shooting ever. Our former prime minister set about banning ownership of anything but a single-shot rifle. The state governments fell into line. It is surely time for any sane American to demand your government do likewise. I won't hold my breath, however. Paul Murphy Sydney, Australia
Emphasis ours.

2 comments:

Larry Harmon said...

Well, what do you expect from a society composed of the descendants of ex-convicts (Australia I mean). Guns are all-American! How else could we have stolen this country from the people who already lived here and herded them onto "reservations"?
P.

M. Bouffant said...

Editorial Response:
We just want to know how white people w/ a background of standing up to royalist repression were turned into such a collection of fairies.