Friday, December 14, 2007

"War on Christmas" Finally Gets Underway!!

It's on!! At last. And all it took was a few drinkie-poos. From the AP:

Santa Barbara, CA -- Watch out for the Christmas tree! It's that big one with all the lights!

Police in Santa Barbara, California, report Linda Teague Goggin slammed her 1993 Lincoln into the city's 50-foot tall Christmas tree.

Police Lieutenant Paul McCaffrey says apparently Goggin mistook the lights on the tree for lights strung between buildings. She drove the Lincoln through a ring of traffic cones and crashed into the tree's metal stand. The car was heavily damaged but the tree's fine.
[Damnit! — Ed.] Investigators say Ms. Goggin [Rhymes w/ egg-noggin'! — Ed.] is facing drunken
driving charges.
Get the Christ out of X-Mess & put Santa back where he belongs!

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