Sunday, December 2, 2007

Putridity Siege

Thanks to sister in socialism Jillian of Sadly, No!, for bringing this to our attention, in line w/ our previous item on the I-35 idiocy. Words that do not mean what these morons seem to think they mean: "stronghold," "thereof." As seen in this context:

They will be protesting the machinations of evil, such as pornography, injustice, abortion, and other strongholds. They will stand outside of spiritual strongholds and visually demonstrate their opposition thereof, while doing warfare in heavenly realm.
As we type, we are watching 60 Minutes, concerning the purging of Xtians from Iraqi society. (Not a bad idea for any society, & all religions, if you ask us.) None of these little God-squadders seem willing to go to Iraq to defend their coreligionists, though they're quite willing to hang out in front of gay bars & raise a stink. Much like the Keyboard Kommandoes who convince themselves they're helping the occupation effort not by enlisting but by staying home & whining about "liberals." Jillian also points out:

I just love that these brave Christian warriors think only to show up in front of gay bars. Because, you know, there’s no sinning going on in straight bars or anything.

Actually, I think it probably has something to do with certain preconceptions society tends to hold about gay people in general. These Jesus warriors, like most people, are probably operating under the assumption that all gay men are weak and passive. Thus, they have no fear of getting their asses beat by drunk guys coming out of a bar, which is frequently what happens when you harass drunk guys coming out of a bar and tell them to stop sinning. I think we need to start up
[sic] a campaign to help these poor Christians realize that they need to worry about the souls of the poor folks who find themselves in biker bars each weekend. Don’t they need purity too?
I bet they do. Go get 'em, Jeebus fans! Up with Purity! Down with S-E-X!!

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