Friday, November 16, 2007

"Huge Talent, Troubled Soul"

United Snakes Talent (Young Female Division): Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, blah blah, most of them best known for being known, some of them introduced to the public eye by careers in telebision & movies for 'tweens, others by dancing better than they sing, sporting school girl costumes & being the vocal tools of production whizzes. Some, we just have no idea why they're known or continue to be known.

Other Side of the Pond Talent (Same Division): Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse. Actual talent. Which doesn't always keep those possessing it out of the news.
Not exactly a schoolgirl costume, but not unfetching. And it goes w/ a performance a little more career-damaging than B. S. @ the MTV Video Awards. This might even link to some mobile 'phone video.

Looking slightly stunned, Miss Winehouse dropped her microphone, fell into the guitar stand, and screamed: "Let me tell you something. First of all, if you're booing you're a mug for buying a ticket.
"Second, to all those booing, just wait til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that."
She then shocked remaining audience members by referring to them as "monkey c****".

Just Another Blog (From L. A.)™, who's been a fringie/freak/punk since the mid-'60s, is completely in favor of abusing one's audience. You passive bastards. Get your own fucking web log if you don't like this. It'll take you five minutes to set it up & start blogging away (& months & months to figure out how to do anything w/ it). Monkey cunts, all of you.

Back on subject:
The Sun reported today that doctors found heroin in Mr Stone's system after he inhaled it passively on Amy's tour bus.
The tour manager is said to have produced a doctor's note which revealed traces of the class A drug in his blood.
“He insisted to the management team that the only way that could have happened would have been through inhaling it from Blake and Amy. Thom just had it up to here. It was a nightmare job,” the paper reported.
WORLDnews Network has several pages of stories to pick from, you mugs.

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