Friday, November 16, 2007

From Today's Papers

From today's papers & telebision news, we bring you: STUFF THAT WE REALLY DON'T GIVE ONE SHIT ABOUT Barry Bonds; Last Night's Democratic "Debate;" Bush Easing Airspace Restrictions to Make Thanksgiving Travel Easier; Stocks End Volatile Day W/ Comeback; Indoor Tanning Season; Retailers Face Uphill Battle; Lindsay Lohan Spends 84 Minutes in Jail; Senators Want Back Taxes Collected; Rice's Mideast Legacy; Bishops Condemn Giuliani on Abortion; Madonna, Gucci, Team Up for Malawi Charity; Woman Finds Jesus on Pancake; Exploring the Geography, Glories of Oysters; Toyota Sees a Drop in Reliability Ratings. To mention just a few.

2 comments:

i said...

Yes!

This is why I read blogs -- so that I don't have to waste my time with newspapers and TV. Thank you for the summary.

M. Bouffant said...

Editor's Reply:
Always glad to lighten someone's burden. We're here to let you know what not to care about.